Matty C- Drums, xylaphone, cosmic wave simulator
Matty C (also known as Batty C, Collet, Matt and Rupert) is the only member of the Moomins to have escaped from prison. He is also the only Moomin to have actually been to Moomin valley. His favourite drink is cider and he is not a lightwieght. His favourite pet is the hamster

Jack- Bass, Backing vocals, reverbal modulator and cheif hairstylist
Jack (also known as Jack) is the heavyest Moomin, also the easyest to fit into a suitcase. He is the only Moomin not have been arrested and is the only Moomin who doesnt drive a forklift truck. He is the only Moomin who has ran for President more than once. His favourite drink is Vimto, his favourite pet is the cactus.

Samuel!- Guitar, vocals, dental surgeon, secondary selotapist
Sam is the only Moomin privalaged to have his writing underlined. He is also the only Moomin to have crossed the Atlantic Ocean by paddle steamer. He is the only Moomin to have eaten an entire Bible without throwing up, he is the only Moomin who hasnt yet had a music lesson (true!) he is the only Moomin to appear on stage naked. His favourite drink is bleach and his favourite pet is the toaster. He is often described as 'the talentless one' or 'the least good looking one' or 'the most single one'

Special guest Moomins: Leigh "losing the plot" Goulding (bass player we use sometimes, he does all the filming of our gigs for us) Kieran "I'll carry your Marshal" Marshal (roadie, trusted amp carrier) Nik "Captain Dumb-ass" Westaway (roadie, holds the bowl Sam is sick into before scary gigs) All the Moomins groupies (how could we get by without them) all the people we write songs about, cheers for breaking our hearts you were our insperation to write angry/soppy songs) and thanks to all at the co-op in Box, you truly make the world go round with your reliable service. (cheers Trisser and Jacob)