A Moomin related competition
E-mail me a good title for this picture and you can win a library ticket (as used by Matt in the corsham library) or a free tour of the Moomins mansion in florida (not yet built) |
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Jack And Sam's Excellent Adventure (also entitled 'Medieval Babes')
is the title of our live C.D, guarranteed to give you the following things:
*Ultimate listening pleasure
*Undying love for The Moomins
*A desire to give Sam 550 quid for a new guitar (white fender 60's strat with maple neck, white scratchplate, tremelo arm, three pick up selection, 20 frets) or at least 50p for a plectrum.
*Hate for a certain Mr Cannings and the new Rhetorical line up
*Love for a certain Melvin Moron's sexually good guitar playing (beat that Adam Jones!)
*A general sense of wellbeing
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The Tracks On Medieval Babes- The Live C.D
The Moomins C.D contains the following pieces of crap:
1. 20th Century Boy
2. Bohemian Like You
3. Teenage Kicks
4. Hedgie The Hedgehog
5. Rape Me
6. Sliver
7. Molly's Lips
8. About A Girl
9. Fell In Love With A Girl
10. Heaven's Door
11. Wild Thing
12. Foxy Lady
E-Mail Me! I'm Lonely!!!
Quotes From The C.D (All Genuine, Seriously)
*Sam, to audience after they applaud About A Girl: "shut up!"
*Sam, to audience before Teen Spirit "I hate you all!"
*Jack, to Matt, he thinks the audience cant hear him "can you remember how to play Sliver?"
*Jack and Sam "hey Bill" "What, Sam?" "MEDIEVAL BABES!" (nerdish laughter)
*Dean, to Matt during 20th Century Boy intro: "HACK IT!"
*Matt, in reply to Slynch: "You better rock!"
"You better mosh!"
*Jack, to his bass mid-bohemian like you: "Dude, is that mayonaisse?"
*Gordon, to himself during Teenage Kicks "I know it sounds crazy but... Isnt a clementine like... a little orange?"
*The voices in his head, to Gordon "Shut up Monty you're rambling again"
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Mr Balu's paradise
This is the seventh layer of the hell known as eternal geography trip |
This is what everything looks like after the magic mushrooms have kicked in
It looks like the official lampost on judgement day, and on this day the lord will come down and say "Mortal! didst thou listeneth to my trio of cherubs singing sweetly and playing the lute for thoust entertainment?" and if you say "Sorry, Jesus mate I wasnt really into the Moomins" there will be one more sinner in hell. |
