Why the Wales facination? The hidden meanings in the songs and who is Matt Collet anyway? Find all this and more in the dark cavern of the Moomin library... Or just read this ramble of lies and exaggerations I am about to compose
Facts:
A- Alex Heath. Alex once played Keyboard for the first band Sam and Jack were in (Headrush) for some unexplained reason he wore a gas mask and lab coat
B- Breed. Breed is our least popular song... We have played it live 4 or 5 times before we noticed this
C- Collet. Matts real second name is Windsor, he is accually royalty but he changed his name when he realised Prince Charles was his Uncle
D- Dentistry. The Moomins all share a love for Ameteur Dentistry
E- Emu. The Emu is the only animal able to play the guitar riff from Molly's Lips as badly as Sam
F- Fishing. Jack found his bass amp whilst fishing in the Box wear. He also found a complete change of clothes and a piece of the true cross
G- Galvatron. Aka Megatron... is a character from Transformers the movie
H- Homosex. A band name I'm glad we didnt choose
I- Igloo. As in 'She Attacked My Igloo' a song we play too often. S.A.M.I has a really REALLY blatant hidden meaning... If you dont get it you're a complete moron.
J- Jack. The heavyest and most likely to be famous Moomin
K- Kill. Kill Joe Cannings.Kill Joe Cannings.Kill Joe Cannings.Kill Joe Cannings.Kill Joe Cannings.Kill Joe Cannings.Kill Joe Cannings.
L- Livingston, Dr. Who is he?
M- Megatron. Aka Galvatron... is a character from transformers the movie
N- Nobody. Nobody loves you when you're ginger
O- Opium. The influence behind the Moomins
P- Percival- Sams middle name
Q- Q magazine. regulaly contains the Moomins. quote: "the Moomins are the greatest thing since the Beatles" (this may not be 100% accurate)
R- Randy Campbell. New Zealands greatest stuntman
S- Sam. the best looking Moomin (as voted for by the readers of 'Somerfeild Magazine' (from the free magazine counter)
T- Triston. aka Trisser, he single handedly runs the co-op
U- Umbrella. The umbrella is an essential part of western society... they are often used to combat weather especially rain
V- Van Morrison. who was once quoted to say (but in a sarcastic way) "Yeah those guys the Moomins... I really envy them"
W- Wales. The country that the Moomins love... for undisclosed non-sheep related reasons
X- X-ray goggles. Are used before every gig to check Jack for weapons
Y- Back Of The Y, Friday MTV2 11:30. Just watch it
Z- Zebedee. from the magic roundabout is one scary-ass bouncing deamon